I have been working for a few days on an applicable post and... it keeps turning into an angry ranting session. I don't want that on this blog.
So, I have decided to share the conversation. I have edited the convesrsation somewhat to protect the identity of my friend and to bring out the best of true, sincere, and raw emotion.
Please read this gently, and with an understanding heart. This illustrates the feelings and frustrations of millions of women (and men even) around the world. I've had similar conversations with many of my friends over the past few years, it was high time for this to enter the borders of my blog.
"Me" is obviously my side of the conversation. "A.G.C." is my friend, short for "A Good Catch".
This is dedicated to everyone who understands.
A.G.C.: Why do boys have to be so freaking retarded!?!… I never feel pretty enough, or funny enough, or whatever enough… I don't look like [insert name here], and therefore I feel un-datable sometimes.
Me: Amen, Amen, and AMEN… Who's [insert name here]?
A.G.C.: “…that girl that all the guys want to date… The skinny fun girl… one of those girls that I'll never be.
Me: You don't have to be her, or like her. Nobody does, including me. These great guys in your life are stupid not to pursue you. I don't understand them.
A.G.C.: I know. I don't either.
Me: I don't know what to tell you though. I've been in the same boat. If there were a miracle dating cure, I'd drive it to [insert location here] RIGHT NOW. I wish I could make all the wonderful guys we know see how awesome you are and realize that they have the catch of their lifetime right before them.
A.G.C.: I do too. Because I am a dang good catch.
Me: HECK YEAH
A.G.C.: But they can't seem to see past these extra pounds or something.
Me: My extra pounds are better doors than windows too. Pounds or not though, I want to find a man who sees me when others don't. Don't you?
“I want to find a man who sees me when others don’t…”
Me: The question being, where are those guys?
A.G.C.: Totally. Exactly!! We need to find those guys!
A.G.C.: At least we know that when we find a guy he will love us!!
A.G.C.: I just need to stop worrying about it but it's hard.
Me: That is so true. Same with friends... we know why our friends are there with us... certainly not because we look like runway models. Heavy people attract those who tend not to be... what's that word?... fickle?
Me: It's frustrating too.
A.G.C.: And I think that it is easier for some strange reason for a girl to look past the outside while for a guy he just seems to see the outside.
Me: Yup... it does tend to be that way
A.G.C.: I just want to shake them and be like open your real eyes!!!
Me: Oh yeah.
Me: You know what I am starting to loathe?
Me: Being the "safe" date... that friend who’s a girl that guys are comfortable with because "I'm cool like that"...
A.G.C.: I know!!
A.G.C.: I go straight to the friend zone.
“I go straight to the friend zone.”
Me: We could invent a new monopoly game... "Don't pass go, don't collect $200, go straight to the friend zone!"
A.G.C.: Exactly, like the go to jail card but the friend zone!
A.G.C.: Like Go is a real date with maybe a kiss or a hand hold and we just stay in the friend zone and never get those stupid doubles to get us out!!!
Me: The dice are weighted
A.G.C.: Yep. Weighted for the skinny girls.
A.G.C.: That needs to be a blog!!!
Me: Is that a request?
Me: Ok..... give me a couple days....
A.G.C.: Okay, I will. You'll be able to write it in a better way than I could.
Me: Well thank you. I'm flattered.
Me: Ooh! i'm so excited! This one's gonna be good. Oh, here's a funny quote. My mom was watching the tv show "King of Queens" and I heard the leading man say, "I'm gigantic, and I'm fair-skinned...the beach isn't the best spot for me."
Me: Cracked me up good!
A.G.C.: That's me!
Me: Me too!
Me: I was thinking at work that there should be sitcoms on featuring heavier women who are happy and successful. There are ones with heavier men, married to skinny women... and the men are often portrayed as somewhat mishaps. The Rosanne show was cool, but of course the family HAD to be dysfunctional and loud and obnoxious.
Me: It makes no sense
A.G.C.: Yeah. I totally agree.
Me: We need more positive publicity
“We need more positive publicity.”
A.G.C.: There's quite a few with a large husband and a small wife
Me: Of course, because big men are adorable. Didn't the instruction manual on life include that in your edition?
A.G.C.: Oh right....
A.G.C.: And big women are crazy and like cats.
Me: Yes, and teach kindergarten and wear big floral prints
A.G.C.: But I wouldn't mind teaching Kindergarten.
Me: We need to find a movie that I LOVE. It's called "Fat like Me"
Me: I wish men who are extra-poundage-phobic in the dating realm were consistent and carried it through to the friend realm. It would make things less confusing... but at the same time maybe people can change....???